15th October 2011

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my friends have weird sex lives

my mate was telling me today, “man, this chick I’m seeing, she never lets me come inside her.”

I told him, “dude, I come in cider all the time and my girlfriend never even knows.”

Tagged: early morning stupid punwellokayit's 9:30ambut it's a saturday

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